In a certain kingdom, in some states, there lived a professor of philology. Kind-hearted and very clever man! Lived – not tuzhil, but suddenly – to attack! Settled next to Professor Chumichka Rashryastanny. And there was this professor of Chumichka sneer in every way. Course he does – all kinds of nasty things said. Say abomination some – and worth lybitsya: waiting for the professor himself will come. And though the professor is going through, but did not show. Spit, byvalocha, and is currently on his way.
But here once, akkurat the New Year sees the professor that is Chumichka with friends. All the company some pictures and laughs do not consider a child. A shortstop evoynye while still a professor poked fingers. The professor could not resist and went to Chumichke. “Well show me! – Said. – What have you got a picture like that? “A Chumichka just smiles politely and professors as a handle is not podpuschaet:” Not about your honor kartinochki! We are here with photos of your wife Druganov discern. You are not to their liking will come! You better go down to the Philharmonic! ”
Everything in the world ever ends. Came to an end and the long-suffering Professor. Uncle, he was not sickly, do not look that scientist. He swung his arm – and punched Chumichke from the heart; so much so that in fact just half his face became bluish color. From how it is! A professor is also a twelve-verbal constructions Chumichku overlaid! Philology something – it is a strong science!
And then by politsmeyster goes. Intelligent character and Courteous manners people. What? You do not believe that these are the chief of police? Duc, the tale are here, dear man, a fairy tale … Well, now, therefore, he goes by himself, and Chumichka he cries: “Help!” Professors of the bullies of depriving! Where the law looks? Surely appeasement happen? ”
Well, there’s police chief, Sure thing, Professor at ruchenki white beret and said to him: “Come, comrade! Until the investigation is, so to speak. We’ve got scuffle – the case of Extra-legal! “And he led Professor in jail. According to the statute, and every official Legal Code. Leads and asks: “What, why and how the matter?” Professor of the same lock and did not like at all the spirit laid out.
Steps police chief, Thai Dumka wonders! What is it coming out? If the professor to let go, it shows that everyone has their own business can solve massacre! Do not order! And if you punish him, it turns out that there is no justice for the professor, nor the protection of the law. Will not be the same everywhere Professor of witnesses to go in order to Chumichku spiteful to catch him! Nor will Chumichka izgolyatsya over Professor of witnesses something! And how can we be? To honestly it was …
“Hey, Professor, and repeat-ka you my konstruevinu, which you Chumichku something overlaid”, – said the police chief. “Duc, the heat of the moment there!” – Meets Professor: “And no, I can not afford nonche something!” Politsmeyster in response said: “Here’s a piece of paper. At leisure, write me a dozen such arguments. For official, so to speak, to use. And he now go home. Happy New Year you! And about Chumichku not think – would not he more you zabizhat! “Said so – and let the professors back home. And he went to Chumichke.
“Here you are, nit, three-story structure with no errors you can not add up! In the case which burnt pancake, do not you get! And there too! Professor of philology to offend! If again it tronesh – will have to deal with me! “- Says Chumichke police chief. “Do not worry, Vashevysokorod! Happy New Year to you! “- Is responsible Chumichka. “And you do not get sick! Be Healthy! Not cough! “- Tells him to answer the police chief.
Here and a fairy tale ending. Pirkei honest – yes for New Year’s table!